Home SPOILER ALERT!!!    (if you have not seen Crank, read this with caution)


Did you enjoy the movie "Crank"?  

I enjoyed it, I enjoyed the manic paced action, and Chev Chelios (Jason Statham) rampaging through the city and the script .
As a movie it was an awesome roller coaster, please remember to come into the movie with a generous helping of suspension of disbelief. It is not supposed to be reality, it is essentially a drug fueled romp through the cartoonish world of gunplay, sex, revenge and mayhem. However.....

Uh.................Whiskey Tango Foxtrot!!??!!  ...
(Spoiler)

I have good news and bad news,
The good news is that they are making Crank2
The bad news is that they are making Crank2

Chev Chelios dies at the end of the movie! Or if you want to argue that he lives, you need to take the normal suspension of disbelief and multiply it by 10.
There is a sequel, they have started production on Crank 2. I plan to watch it, I might enjoy it, but I am going to take it as a fantasy or a Video Game movie on it's second life.
If you need realism, or some sort of plausible explanation, then Crank 2 might not be the movie for you.
I intend to check my brain at the door and enjoy the *%$*& out of this thrill ride.

P.S. I know, you have thought "Hey they could make it as a prequel"  Yeah good luck with that, it is NOT going to be a prequel, it is a sequel, with Chev getting an artificial heart, that he needs to get uh...*Cough*  periodic *Cough* electric jolts to make it work........uh yeah, you heard me,
 I WISH I had made that up.